Wasting your friends is serious business.
The Official Quake Clan of UMass Transit Service.  

Our motto:  "You might beat us at Quake II, but a bus weighs 20 tons...so WATCH OUT!"   
 
 
 


ATLANTA CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL ALERT!  
Index case for disease known as Quake Ache discovered in Western Massachusetts.  Although at this time the epidemic is confined to a limited subset of the population, the World Health Organization fears that it will grow.  For more information, see the full text of the alert.
 

Where the railgun is
It's like a car wreck. You want to look away, but you can't
"Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants."
Because the bus to NoHo doesn't come for another 45 minutes.
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
Look at all the chunks!
"Camper!"
Ooo, something shiny!
Send us some Rush tickets or something.
 		 Quake II.  A way of life.  A reason to live.  Oh, destroyer of grade point averages.  Ravager of marital relations.  It is a minion of Satan, blackening our souls.  It is a gentle mistress, caressing us, pleasing us, giving us carpal tunnel syndrome, and asking for more, MORE, MORE!   

Oh, who gives a crap, let's play.  

We, the members of Clan UMTS, are a simple people.  We come from many walks of life.  Wait, that's not true, we're all students at the University of Massachusetts.  And we're all bus and/or van drivers for UMass Transit Service.  And...well, for some reason, we all like being bus and/or van drivers for UMass Transit.  More or less.  

What are the qualifications for membership with Clan UMTS?  You have to be really goddamn good at Quake II.  

Oh, all right, you can be really goddamn crappy at Quake II.  You could be an annoying moron with absolutely no eye-hand coordination, dental carries, and a terrible odor issuing from your various bodily orifices, and you could still be a member of our clan.  We don't even require that you have social skills.  Obviously.   

Would you like to become a member?
 


 

 I keep one of these in my pants.
 
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